Soylent Green

Okay, the results are in. If you haven’t voted, then you won’t get milk and cookies tonight before the robot nanny tucks you into bed.

Here goes:
Would you sell your DNA for $5,000?

14% said, yes. Absolutely. Cash or credit.

57% said, no way, Jose. Back off, Jack.

29% said, well, yeah, I mean, I’d even give my DNA away for free.

So, those of you brave enough to vote. Congratulations. You will get cookies. And trust me, there’s no soylent green in these puppies.

Well, maybe just a little. For extra flavor.