The Abduction Revealed

I finally figured out where those dratted aliens took me last week. A slew of unexplained photos showed up in my friend's camera, and at first we were both baffled.

But it didn't take us long to figure it all out.

Yosemite. Those alien mongrels dragged us up into the mountains. It was kinda funny, because there just happened to be a writer's conference up there at the same time.

So, when in Rome . . .

Why I'm So Boring

If anybody wonders why I've been so boring lately, and why I haven't posted very often this week, here's the reason: I have a bad cold.

[A chorus of "Ooooh, poor Merrie."]

Yup. I know I caught it from those aliens who abducted me last week. By the way, my memory has been coming back in bits and pieces. An image here, a piece of conversation there. I have a feeling that in a couple of days I will know where I went.

And look out, because when I remember, I'm tellin'. No alien is going to drag me off like that again.

I Finally Found It

I know this doesn’t matter to anyone else, but I finally found my spray cheese. I lost it when the aliens abducted me last week and I got pretty hungry, locked up in that room. But now I am home again and I have my spray cheese and life is back to normal.

Almost.

Home Again, Home Again

Like all alien abductions, mine has come to an end. I am finally home again. The days were long, the nights were short and the alien trees scraped the skies. It was a journey to be remembered, although I fear my mind will be wiped clean as soon as I fall asleep.

Thunder clouds on the horizon. Rain pelting metal skin.

I rest my head on the alien dashboard and dream of home...

Alien Abduction

Sorry I haven't posted lately. I've been kidnapped by aliens. I knew this was going to happen, sooner or later.

They're forcing me to stay in my room and work on my book, my Big Secret Book that I almost never talk about. So far, they've been pretty nice though. I have as much Diet Snapple and Diet Coke as I can drink (and that's a lot!)

Rumor has it that if I behave they will let me out for lunch. I hear I might get to have grilled salmon. And there may humans out there.

Not sure. Updates to follow.