Danger, Will Robinson

Don't forget to stop by and check up on Crop Circles. Remember, she's been home alone all day. She could have eaten the carpet, scratched the furniture, slobbered on the nightstand.

Right now she could be standing outside in the backyard, staring up at the stars, with a popcorn bowl on her head. Waiting for the Mother Ship to come take her back to her REAL home.

So don't make her feel like an unwanted orphan alien child. (Even if she is.)

We don't want her to run away from home.

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