Don’t Drop That Box

Okay, I can see a new movie in my head, sort of Night in the Museum-esque. Starring Ben Stiller, of course.

A very precious exhibit is traveling around the world. It arrives, packed in peanuts, at Stiller’s museum. He tries his best to unpack it, but he accidentally spills his coffee and hastily attempts to clean it up. In the process, however, he leans too close to the precious box.

A lit cigarette in his mouth catches the box on fire, but he doesn’t notice until it’s too late.

Stiller then grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays it on the box. All the peanuts and oh-so-precious skeleton fragments fly across the room and get mixed up with another exhibit.

He has to piece it all back together before the Big Unveiling that evening.

Later, the museum fills with news reporters and over-dressed socialites. They gather around the exhibit—this is the first time this phenomenal archaeological find has been in the U.S.

Strangely, they discover that Miss Lucy is now half-human, half-wolf. A whole new meaning is found in the term “Missing Link.”