Pirates in the News

The studies are inconclusive. Apparently there's some evidence that pirates and aliens may have had a common ancestor.

Who knew?

Well, maybe George Bryan Polivka knew. But he never mentioned anything about the Great Alien Connection in The Legend of the Firefish. So maybe the rumors about pirates and aliens aren't true.

But wait. Let's examine the evidence.

Pirates talk funny, walk funny, dress funny. They even smell funny. All of these characteristics sound an awful lot like alien skullduggery to me.

You might want to check out the evidence here and here and here before you decide for yourself.


Beth Goddard said...

Yo ho ho ho. . .Very creative posts!


Merrie Destefano said...

Thanks, Beth!



Becca Johnson said...

Aye! Beth be right. This here be a very creative post. Savvy? :P

Becca Johnson

Merrie Destefano said...

Aye, matey. No one's walkin' the plank here, I daresay. Ye can all live, and I hope ye have long lives too!

It's the pirate, me thinks. It's like a virus.


Hi, Becca!